My southern hospitality seems to be running low lately. I don’t know what it is. Maybe there’s a few less cups of sugar in my sweet tea. Maybe the farmers watered the sweet potaters too much. Maybe it’s due to all the baking I’ve had to do lately, I do get cranky when I […]
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These are just clipping from conversations that I’ve had recently… I’m not sure, but I may need to find new friends!
i caught myself laughing at my fart this monring while sleeping
my penis is getting hard?
what are you stuck on ?
Spare Ribs
let me live
I just wanna see nonsense
ok, i’m going to have to spoon you […]
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Not making light of the topic, but a group of friends and I were discussing what we would do to survive if we were lost in the mountains. We all came up with some really great ideas, and I let them believe that their plans were fool proof, but we all know… I’d be the […]
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I do believe I’m the only half-way sane person left in my family. I was at my sisters house last night and she was talking about her daughter and how she’s really liking her new boyfriend. They’ve been dating for about 6 weeks now, and I really do like him. He seems really sweet and […]
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I have no clue what it is, but I’m slightly grumpy. I’m feeling withdrawn from everyone. I’m shutting down and I don’t know why. I feel tired, yet I’ve had plenty of sleep. I feel angry, but I’m not mad at anyone. I just feel blah. My head kinda hurts, but it’s not like a […]
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Ano tagged me for this a couple of days ago, and I’ve tried and tried to do it, but I’m having a hard time coming up with things that are odd. I guess I do them so much that they don’t seem odd to me. I’ve came up with a few… Maybe the others will […]
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I was talking with a friend earlier today about different marriage arrangements. I had made the remark that I just can’t see how people can live in the same house and yet live separate lives. How do they live like that just for the children? But then, I started thinking. My marriage isn’t much different […]
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I think the reason I’ve been putting everything off is because I was dreading buying gifts for a few people. Last year, we gave my mother-in-law a few pictures of Jesse. At Thanksgiving, they were still no where to be found. When asked about them, she said that she needed frames for them. So, that’s […]
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My Dad is doing really well. His sight is improving daily. He’s now able to move around the house without holding someones hand. He’s very nervous about doing anything, fearful that he’ll mess up his eye. This was his last chance for sight. Yesterday was really funny. Every time I’d go near him with the […]
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My Dad had eye surgery today. When in Vietnam, a grenade exploded close to him throwing metal and stuff in his face and eyes. He was blinded by it for a while. He’s had so many operations, just trying to save his sight. I’ve never really thought much about his eyes or his scars. I […]
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Why are men so fascinated with boobs? Take tonight for instance. I go and sit on the couch by Keith. He’s all into the t.v., watching that dumbass show PINKS. Seen it? If not, don’t waste your time. Anyway, he’s so into it that he doesn’t even notice me sitting by him, so I reach […]
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I am so tired. So stressed. So out of it. As much as I love the holidays, I hate this time of year. With all the birthdays and Christmas, it’s almost more than I can take. We have Christmas with my Dad’s family every year. This year it’s on the 16th. I have to cook […]
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It is so freaking cold! I can’t stand it when you get out of the shower and your hair freezes before you can dry it. I hate it when you can feel how cold the floor is through your socks. I hate that no matter what you do, your nipples still stick out because they’re […]
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Yesterday was really great and fun, I really can’t complain, but there were a few silly things that happened.
While introducing my niece’s boyfriend to Keith’s family, I said “this is her lil’ fella”… the guy is 24… I don’t think he really liked being called a lil’ fella.
As the lil’ fella is introduced to my […]
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Yesterday was so tiring, but so worth it! Kel had a great time. I should post more pictures, but I’d hate to bore you all. I’ll just say that I got to see my nieces playing the silliest games and them hating to see me and my camera stuck in their faces every time they […]
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How can something so simple turn into such a huge argument? I know, we’ve all had that happen. It just doesn’t make sense to me. I’m a stay at home mom and I do love being home with my boys, but I don’t feel like this is what I want to do the rest of […]
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A few years back, I quit buying gifts for our nieces and nephews on Keith’s side. His sister has 4 kids and his brother has 4 kids. There were several reasons I did this:
We only had one child…. There’s 8 on his side.
I don’t really like his family.
They really hate me.
His sister decided that she […]
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