My Daddy completely backed me up on my decision to start “woodworking”… He thought it was a great idea, mainly because he saw it as a way to get me away from my computer more, but he also likes the idea of having a “son”… I was talking to him one day about it and […]
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You Are 43% Bitchy
Generally, you’re an average woman, with average moods. But sometimes… well, watch out!Sometimes, you let your mean side get the better of you. And you enjoy every minute of it.
How Bitchy Are You?
I think it should be more like 5%… I’m way more sweet than bitchy…. Maybe I’m a sweet bitch….
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I finished my posts for today. I shipped my kids off to my parents for the day. I’m going to get dressed. I’m going shopping all alone. I’m going to Lowe’s and Home Depot. I’m going to get those much needed groceries from there. Screw the tea, bread and sugar. A girl can live on […]
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You Don’t Need Extra Attention
You’re perfectly happy with who you are, and you don’t need attention to feel good about yourself.
You prefer to let your actions and accomplishments speak for themselves.
Working hard to get people to like you is your idea of a nightmare.
You’ve got a lot going on, and anyone with half a brain […]
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You Are Definitely a Hot Chick
While your little black book isn’t as thick as Paris Hilton’s…
You get the most dates of any girl you know
It’s your whole five star package that attracts men -
Your looks, your charm, and your ability to tie a cherry with your tongue.
Are You A Hot Chick?
So true… So very, very […]
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Yall know Mushy? Well, I’ve been lurking reading over at his dirty other site, The Silverbacks, and decided to try and share a video with him to post on his site, if he liked it…. Well, I went through all of the trouble of uploading it and waiting for it to be available before I […]
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more wood
wood glue
sugar
finishing nails
wood screws
tea
more wood
paint
varnish
bread
1/4″ dowels
Obsessing? Yes.
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This is the second one I’ve done, well, technically it’s the 4th one, but the first two will not be seen. It’s made from oak and I like this wood a lot better than the poplar. It’s not finished yet, I still have to try and hide all of my mistakes, and finish putting it […]
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Ipod or birdhouses…. It seems that making birdhouses is turning out to be a little more expensive than I first thought. I thought, “I can use scrap wood that’s just laying around and it won’t cost a thing”…. Turns out that I really should use new wood, since the scrap wood just makes them look […]
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But, this is what I did. This is one of the “deformed” ones my sisters have picked on me about. I don’t think it’s that bad… Other than all the wood filler on it. I really need to figure out where to drill the holes….
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I got bored this morning and decided to finish taking apart my Ipod… Remember, the one that died? Yeah… I’m a nosy lil’ thing. I’ve been taking things apart since I was very little. I think I get it from my Daddy, because we both take things apart but never figure out how to put […]
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It’s storming outside. Really storming. The thunder is making the house feel all weird… Everything is rattling…. and they show this for our area:
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He is the normal Southern man. He works. He comes home. He expects his supper and something cold to drink. He gets. He’s normally quiet. Doesn’t ask many questions… Unless he spots something new. He’ll give me the ol’ “so you been shopping, huh?”. And I’ll say the normal, “huh? we’ve had that forever.” He’ll […]
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That’s equal to:
349 pennies
13 quarters, 2 dimes, 4 pennies
69 nickels, 4 pennies
34 dimes, 1 nickel, 4 pennies
12 quarters, 2 dimes, 4 nickels, 9 pennies
It’s also equal to the amount I paid for a magazine that has 264 pages. Of these 264 pages, 171 were ads. I’d tell you what percentage that is, but I’ve already closed […]
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Thinking back over my life, I’ve constantly dealt with white trash folks. Now, I’d say that at least 91% of my family are pure white trash, 8% are classy trash and the rest of us fall into the remaining 1% of just plain Southern.
The 91% are just pure out trash any where they go. This […]
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I really miss this place… kinda… I’m thinking of starting to use my time online differently… Maybe do more good with my time than sit wasting it. I have to find a way to make myself useful and I think I might have figured it out. Charity. That’s the answer.
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I’m reading a book (yes, I can read). It’s a cute little book that talks about Southern women, and why we are like we are… Well, one chapter talks about nicknames. Now, not all men in the South are called Bubba, most are, but not all. We call some Slick, Slim, Jim… mmmm… slim jim… […]
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First off…. HAPPY FATHER’S DAY to all the fathers out there! Now, on to business….
We had a fairly nice day today. We all got together and had lunch with my Daddy. Good food, good family, good times. Then it went down hill…. My Mama and us girls were in the kitchen cleaning up, chatting, joking […]
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This has been quite a boring week. I had a great idea to learn how to make birdhouses…. They look like my kids made them, but ohwell. Birds can’t be choosy, right? I’ve been goofing on here again… Added some smilies…. Some are offensive…. Some are cute…. Sometimes I just like to type dots…. Ever noticed that….? Seems […]
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I really don’t get much spam here, maybe 1 or 2 comments a day… No big deal. So, I got bored yesterday and started trying to figure out what these plug-in things are… I started playing around with akismet…. For those of you that don’t know: akismet is a program that catches spam and kinda […]
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There’s a family that lives in our neighborhood that has had a really bad run of luck for the past several years. It started with the man finding out he had some neurological disease and becoming disabled, then unemployed, then struggling to feed his family. Next was when they came home to find that their […]
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For some reason, my family has always thought that I’m not girly enough. My sisters tease me and call me Butch. I don’t wear pink. I like my hair cut short, even though it’s half way down my back at the moment. I don’t wear much jewelry, other than my hoops… I do so love me […]
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Sucks. Mushy did this meme, and did a “free tag”, and I’m going to claim that tag. I thought this would be fun, until I looked and saw what songs I had to choose from…. Can I just say ick? Ok. ICK! So, I may cheat a little, and go outside of the top 40. […]
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you go party hard, and i’ll be waiting on you when you get home…. with a frying pan.
i still a bit buxed, dont ming me
oh i thought you could read my mind lol
yeah? well, I thought you could spell.
eating candy while eating porn
so i exposed them and layed out and now i have crispy thighs […]
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